slightness, didacticism, impassivity, archness, insipidity, melodramatics, whimsicality, ruefulness, ungainliness, rotundity, grandiloquence, superciliousness, sentimentalism, mushiness, insubstantiality, triteness, absurdism, misanthropy, shapelessness, lugubriousness, pompousness, banality, joylessness, mawkishness, poeticism, stolidity, weightiness, plaintiveness, taciturnity, insipidness, pensiveness, corniness, pretentiousness, fustiness, animality, windiness, bathos, glibness, drollness, profundity, ethereality, sunniness, woodenness, grotesquerie, sordidness, ephemerality, conventionality, inconsequentiality, pedantry, punctiliousness, abjection, overfamiliarity, moralizing, facetiousness, wryness, grisliness, salaciousness, staginess, soupcon, nabokovian, shmaltz, tawdriness, winsomeness, sulkiness, indirectness, daintiness, blandness, allusiveness, cavils, pretension, auteurism, historicism, puerility, foppery, daftness, pithiness, bombast, everydayness, tendentiousness, wittedness, grotesqueness, shavian, blitheness, breeziness, languor, unworldliness, luxuriance, pathos, sheepishness, ineffectuality, priggishness, mournfulness, dullness, uptightness, punchiness, purposelessness, melodrama, pomposity, heaviness, gaucherie, dilettantism, unoriginality, formality, thoroughness, meticulousness, obtuseness, preciseness, clumsiness, fatuity, grossness, impressiveness, ingenuity, persistency, prolixity, silliness, stupidity, arbitrariness

heft, heftiness, massiveness, ponderosity