vacuous, sententious, trite, unenlightening, contentless, ineloquent, fatuous, vapid, hortatory, hackneyed, glib, pompous, sanctimonious, waffly, wordier, prolix, mealymouthed, unquotable, grandiloquent, schoolmasterly, puerile, gushy, treacly, bathetic, soppy, jesuitical, admonitory, pithy, schoolmarmish, mendacious, hagiographic, placatory, mawkish, lachrymose, delphic, jejune, otiose, unrevealing, obtuse, insincere, overfamiliar, substanceless, eulogistic, toneless, banal, orotund, nonsensical, bromidic, obsequious, melodramatic, jingoistic, shrill, condescending, aphoristic, perfunctory, pedantic, longwinded, rebarbative, turgid, sycophantic, panglossian, maudlin, praiseful, disobliging, bland, denunciatory, inarticulate, denotative, insipid, weasel words, unreflective, saccharine, exhortatory, pusillanimous, sophistical, ex cathedra, histrionic, sermonic, humorless, sappy, lugubrious, rote, adulatory, unilluminating, overwrought, prefatory, blither, risible, churchillian, recriminatory, tendentious, portentous, captious, stentorian, eloquent, moralistic, formulaic, cliched, unuttered, cloying, meanspirited, bloviation, gnomic, laconic, epigrammatic, terse, bombastic, exclamatory, cryptic, flippant, noncommittal, quotable, commendatory

corny, platitudinal, unoriginal