sober

drunk, inebriated, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, impaired, ovis, ticketed, petty larceny, disoriented, alcoholic beverage, assaulted, masturbating, trespassing, urinating, disorderly behavior, aggravated assault, controlled substance, indecent exposure, maced, petit larceny, speeding, driving, drugged, loitering, agitated, shoplifting, criminal possession, disobeying, fondling, jaywalking, imbibing, slurred, arrested, sexual assault, vomited, handcuffed, overdosed, negligent, burglarizing, fatigued, breathalyse, boozed, hallucinating, unclothed, culpable negligence, distracted, seat belt, swerving, propositioned, cuffed, criminal contempt, overindulge, stabbed, snockered, sexual intercourse, switchblade knife, obstructing, punched, moped, defecated, unbelted, shitfaced, partying, statutory rape, substance abuser, hallucinogenic drug, dazed, tow truck, accosting, carnal knowledge, summons, brass knuckles, sedated, carjacking, ejected, loud noise, police headquarters, armed robbery, oral sex, malicious mischief, epileptic seizure, eluding, butcher knife, sozzled, molesting, smelled, paddy wagon, carjacked, unattended, arrest warrant, overtired, false imprisonment, apprehended, parked, soused, texting, endangering, underdressed, tailgating, probable cause, blunt trauma, charged, unsuspecting, demented, incapacitated, addicted, distraught, hypnotized, suggestible, undernourished, aged, bereaved, comatose, nondiabetic, nourished, afflicted, deluded, malnourished, uncooperative

drunk, high, mellow, spaced-out

bacchanal, bacchanalian, bacchic, beery, besotted, bibulous, blind, blind drunk, blotto, boozy, carousing, crocked, doped, drunken, excited, fuddled, half-seas-over, hopped-up, loaded, narcotized, orgiastic, pixilated, plastered, potty, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, sottish, squiffy, stiff, stoned, tiddley, tiddly, tight, tipsy, wet