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	[Enter DOCTOR CAIUS and RUGBY]

DOCTOR CAIUS: Jack Rugby!

RUGBY: Sir?

DOCTOR CAIUS: Vat is de clock, Jack?

RUGBY: 'Tis past the hour, sir, that Sir Hugh promised to meet.

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, he has save his soul, dat he is no come; he
	has pray his Pible well, dat he is no come: by gar,
	Jack Rugby, he is dead already, if he be come.

RUGBY: He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill
	him, if he came.

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him.
	Take your rapier, Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him.

RUGBY: Alas, sir, I cannot fence.

DOCTOR CAIUS: Villany, take your rapier.

RUGBY: Forbear; here's company.

	[Enter Host, SHALLOW, SLENDER, and PAGE]

Host: Bless thee, bully doctor!

SHALLOW: Save you, Master Doctor Caius!

PAGE: Now, good master doctor!

SLENDER: Give you good morrow, sir.

DOCTOR CAIUS: Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for?

Host: To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee
	traverse; to see thee here, to see thee there; to
	see thee pass thy punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy
	distance, thy montant. Is he dead, my Ethiopian? is
	he dead, my Francisco? ha, bully! What says my
	AEsculapius? my Galen? my heart of elder? ha! is
	he dead, bully stale? is he dead?

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld; he
	is not show his face.

Host: Thou art a Castalion-King-Urinal. Hector of Greece, my boy!

DOCTOR CAIUS: I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or
	seven, two, tree hours for him, and he is no come.

SHALLOW: He is the wiser man, master doctor: he is a curer of
	souls, and you a curer of bodies; if you should
	fight, you go against the hair of your professions.
	Is it not true, Master Page?

PAGE: Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great
	fighter, though now a man of peace.

SHALLOW: Bodykins, Master Page, though I now be old and of
	the peace, if I see a sword out, my finger itches to
	make one. Though we are justices and doctors and
	churchmen, Master Page, we have some salt of our
	youth in us; we are the sons of women, Master Page.

PAGE: 'Tis true, Master Shallow.

SHALLOW: It will be found so, Master Page. Master Doctor
	Caius, I am come to fetch you home. I am sworn of
	the peace: you have showed yourself a wise
	physician, and Sir Hugh hath shown himself a wise
	and patient churchman. You must go with me, master doctor.

Host: Pardon, guest-justice. A word, Mounseur Mockwater.

DOCTOR CAIUS: Mock-vater! vat is dat?

Host: Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour, bully.

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, den, I have as mush mock-vater as de
	Englishman. Scurvy jack-dog priest! by gar, me
	vill cut his ears.

Host: He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully.

DOCTOR CAIUS: Clapper-de-claw! vat is dat?

Host: That is, he will make thee amends.

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me;
	for, by gar, me vill have it.

Host: And I will provoke him to't, or let him wag.

DOCTOR CAIUS: Me tank you for dat.

Host: And, moreover, bully,--but first, master guest, and
	Master Page, and eke Cavaleiro Slender, go you
	through the town to Frogmore.

	[Aside to them]

PAGE: Sir Hugh is there, is he?

Host: He is there: see what humour he is in; and I will
	bring the doctor about by the fields. Will it do well?

SHALLOW: We will do it.


PAGE: |
	|
SHALLOW: |  Adieu, good master doctor.
	|
SLENDER: |


	[Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER]

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a
	jack-an-ape to Anne Page.

Host: Let him die: sheathe thy impatience, throw cold
	water on thy choler: go about the fields with me
	through Frogmore: I will bring thee where Mistress
	Anne Page is, at a farm-house a-feasting; and thou
	shalt woo her. Cried I aim? said I well?

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, me dank you for dat: by gar, I love you;
	and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl,
	de knight, de lords, de gentlemen, my patients.

Host: For the which I will be thy adversary toward Anne
	Page. Said I well?

DOCTOR CAIUS: By gar, 'tis good; vell said.

Host: Let us wag, then.

DOCTOR CAIUS: Come at my heels, Jack Rugby.

	[Exeunt]




	THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR






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