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"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."



"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."



"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the
 prescription ran out."



"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."



"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with
 exact duplicates...  When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I
 know you?"



"I have an existential map.  It has 'You are here' written all over it."



"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn't park anywhere near
 the place."



"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."



"You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?"



"What's another word for Thesaurus?"



"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always
room temperature."



"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."



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