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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"We're all in this alone."
"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent,
hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that
get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."