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"Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible
suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house."
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."
"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and
"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
"I hate women because they always know where things are."
"You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward."
"I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five
hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came
to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness."
"It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy."