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"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest
of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
"Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs."
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."
"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."
"Never fight an inanimate object."