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"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end,
it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to
your regular duties."
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the
urge to throw a snowball."
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."