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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
"Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed."
"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which
I also keep handy."
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."