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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd
still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who
doesn't grow up can be vice president."