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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the
 roof and gets stuck."



"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."



"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of
hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."



"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what
do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do
they?"



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