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"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."
"People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong,
"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately
"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that
what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people
have been left out of the pleasure."
"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major
categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those
that get lost."
"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress
requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible