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"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as
I ever did."
"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the
importance of turning around three times before lying down."
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
supposed to be doing at the moment."
"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony."
"An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens."
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."