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"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange."
"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a
group decide that nothing can be done."
"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?"
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."