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[Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse]
OF SYRACUSE: There's not a man I meet but doth salute me
As if I were their well-acquainted friend;
And every one doth call me by my name.
Some tender money to me; some invite me;
Some other give me thanks for kindnesses;
Some offer me commodities to buy:
Even now a tailor call'd me in his shop
And show'd me silks that he had bought for me,
And therewithal took measure of my body.
Sure, these are but imaginary wiles
And Lapland sorcerers inhabit here.
[Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE]
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Master, here's the gold you sent me for. What, have
you got the picture of old Adam new-apparelled?
OF SYRACUSE: What gold is this? what Adam dost thou mean?
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Not that Adam that kept the Paradise but that Adam
that keeps the prison: he that goes in the calf's
skin that was killed for the Prodigal; he that came
behind you, sir, like an evil angel, and bid you
forsake your liberty.
OF SYRACUSE: I understand thee not.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: No? why, 'tis a plain case: he that went, like a
bass-viol, in a case of leather; the man, sir,
that, when gentlemen are tired, gives them a sob
and 'rests them; he, sir, that takes pity on decayed
men and gives them suits of durance; he that sets up
his rest to do more exploits with his mace than a
OF SYRACUSE: What, thou meanest an officer?
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Ay, sir, the sergeant of the band, he that brings
any man to answer it that breaks his band; one that
thinks a man always going to bed, and says, 'God
give you good rest!'
OF SYRACUSE: Well, sir, there rest in your foolery. Is there any
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Why, sir, I brought you word an hour since that the
bark Expedition put forth to-night; and then were
you hindered by the sergeant, to tarry for the hoy
Delay. Here are the angels that you sent for to
OF SYRACUSE: The fellow is distract, and so am I;
And here we wander in illusions:
Some blessed power deliver us from hence!
[Enter a Courtezan]
Courtezan: Well met, well met, Master Antipholus.
I see, sir, you have found the goldsmith now:
Is that the chain you promised me to-day?
OF SYRACUSE: Satan, avoid! I charge thee, tempt me not.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Master, is this Mistress Satan?
OF SYRACUSE: It is the devil.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Nay, she is worse, she is the devil's dam; and here
she comes in the habit of a light wench: and thereof
comes that the wenches say 'God damn me;' that's as
much to say 'God make me a light wench.' It is
written, they appear to men like angels of light:
light is an effect of fire, and fire will burn;
ergo, light wenches will burn. Come not near her.
Courtezan: Your man and you are marvellous merry, sir.
Will you go with me? We'll mend our dinner here?
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Master, if you do, expect spoon-meat; or bespeak a
OF SYRACUSE: Why, Dromio?
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with
OF SYRACUSE: Avoid then, fiend! what tell'st thou me of supping?
Thou art, as you are all, a sorceress:
I conjure thee to leave me and be gone.
Courtezan: Give me the ring of mine you had at dinner,
Or, for my diamond, the chain you promised,
And I'll be gone, sir, and not trouble you.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Some devils ask but the parings of one's nail,
A rush, a hair, a drop of blood, a pin,
A nut, a cherry-stone;
But she, more covetous, would have a chain.
Master, be wise: an if you give it her,
The devil will shake her chain and fright us with it.
Courtezan: I pray you, sir, my ring, or else the chain:
I hope you do not mean to cheat me so.
OF SYRACUSE: Avaunt, thou witch! Come, Dromio, let us go.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: 'Fly pride,' says the peacock: mistress, that you know.
[Exeunt Antipholus of Syracuse and Dromio of Syracuse]
Courtezan: Now, out of doubt Antipholus is mad,
Else would he never so demean himself.
A ring he hath of mine worth forty ducats,
And for the same he promised me a chain:
Both one and other he denies me now.
The reason that I gather he is mad,
Besides this present instance of his rage,
Is a mad tale he told to-day at dinner,
Of his own doors being shut against his entrance.
Belike his wife, acquainted with his fits,
On purpose shut the doors against his way.
My way is now to hie home to his house,
And tell his wife that, being lunatic,
He rush'd into my house and took perforce
My ring away. This course I fittest choose;
For forty ducats is too much to lose.
THE COMEDY OF ERRORS